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Fun things from our neck of the woods.

So what's it like being here? Anything I say would be stereotypical, of course :-)

You Might be from Wisconsin if...
This is a pretty good test to see if you are true-blue-moo-matrial.

Da Wisconsin Dictionary
This should help solve those pesky communication problems between us and the rest of the world.

Diary of a Snowshoveler
This is why we're driven insane. And you thought it was the cows...

Wisconsin Temperature Conversion Chart
Is it a little nippy in here, or is it just you?

Wisconsin-Approved Hangover Chart
We measure everything around here...

Get the shotgun Ethel, them aliens is back!
A beastwars bovine? Maybe. How appropriate....

The Toy Shop
Crow T Autobot's Hovering Junkyard will be a big hit with monty python fans...

So why the Cow-symbol?
Well, it beat out the other symbol choices we had at the time...

Message from the Midwest
Just a friendly heads-up to you folks driving in from the coast....

In the Future!
Somewhere in Dairyland...

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