Dairycon 2005 Exclusives, part one: Crackup and Ducky!
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Function: Diversionary Tactician
Quote:"So a guy walks into a bar..."
The most manipulative transformer this side of alpha-centauri. Easy-going nature hides the street hustler inside. Could sell refrigerators to eskimoes, if given the chance. Self-deprecating jokes distract his victims, giving him the chance to plant the seeds for his future manipulations.
Abilities: His mouth is his greatest asset. Thinks very fast on his feet. Can twist words and situations to his advantage. Carries a small laser-pistol, which he uses to shoot his victims in the back.
Weaknesses: Not very strong or agile as a robot. A sufficiently intelligent being can see thru his machinations, rendering him useless in social situations. Garish color scheme makes it difficult for him to blend in or disappear.
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Function: Lost Artifact
'Ducky', as he's known to his closest friends, is one 'Macho Man' who likes to 'Boogie Oogie Oogie'. Will 'Turn the Beat Around' if 'It Only Takes a Minute'. A regular 'Terror on the Dance Floor'. Megatron considers Ducky to be his most valuable possession. Lost during the Beast Wars, his current wherabouts are unknown.
Abilities: Ducky's ability to groove is legend among the Dairycons. Able to hit the beat with style. His 'get-down-jive-talkin' is a hit with the Junkions in-particular. A master at 'Kung-fu Fighting'. Has been rumored to contain the spark-torture device used on BeastWars Rampage(which would explain the joyful squeal Ducky emits whenever he's squeezed).
Weaknesses: His temper is his greatest weakness. Upset when people call him, 'Donald'. Can be driven into a rage when told that Disco sucks. "But in the end", he says, "I will Survive".
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